How to become a Favourite

Be clean and fresh!! If you have had a long day, ask to use the shower and bathroom and freshen up quickly first.

Be punctual. If you are late and time allows I don’t mind extending your appointment a little over time but generally the later you are the less time I will have with you. If you are going to be a little late please drop me a message.

Whatsapp: Please refrain from using abbreviations like u instead of typing you. Most of the time I will not understand what you are saying and we want to avoid miscommunication do we not?.

Chatspeak will undoubtedly give me a less than favourable opinion of what you represent.

I encourage discussions that help me understand your needs but I just don’t have time or the inclination for “whatsapp sex” or to send you naked pics. If you have no intention of making an appointment please find someone who has time for endless chats.

It’s all about you: It really is your time to be spoiled. I don’t mind that you touch me or kiss me but I don’t need any kind of stimulation.

Be a gentleman: I adore a man with good manners.

Don’t send me “cock-pics”: It’s such a turn-off and I honestly don’t care how big it is. Ideally, I love a nice clean cock with well trimmed pubes. That’s sexy.

I don’t do “dates”: Thank you very much for your invitations but I will probably turn you down.

Discounts: Please don’t ask me for a discount, it is just awkward and embarrassing.

No means no: Please don’t insist or persist. It’s just boring and I won’t change my mind.